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The case of the missing clinic cat

By Scott Lackenby | Dated December 11, 2015

Hey gang! How are you all? I am much better than I was. This week, it’s all about me! I was a little reluctant to post about it, I don’t like it when I get in trouble, but the humans here at GVH have convinced me to tell you all about my most recent adventure. I’m just hoping that Santa wasn’t looking and still brings me presents. I really wasn’t that naughty…

It all started on Friday. I got a parcel from Nurse Katrina. I was excited because I thought it might be a tasty treat for me but it was a Santa suit. For me to wear. I was naturally dressed up and had half the clinic taking photos of me.photo 2 Now, granted, the photos are good, I’m a handsome cat and I take an amazing pic. But I was less than impressed with being dressed up for the humans amusement. But being a well behaved clinic cat, I sucked it up and posed for the pics.photo-13

The next day was Saturday which also happened to be the GVH Christmas party. And yet again, I wasn’t invited. I can’t believe that yet again they didn’t think to organise some Joey-friendly activities. I mean, lets face it, I am the most valued staff member. But no, everyone was excitedly talking about how much fun there were going to have. Without me. So I decided to have a sulk, I mean sleep, on my new fave possie, one of the lab machines.photo 6 Unfortunately, Dr Sam decided she needed to use the lab machine, (selfish, I know), so I got moved. So I went outside to show my displeasure about it all. And I stayed out. I didn’t come home for dinner. I didn’t come home when Dr Sam popped in at 11pm on her way home from the Christmas party. The Christmas party I wasn’t invited to.

The next day, Sunday, Nurse Nicole was working with Dr David Owen and Nurse Pippa. They were confident that I would be meowing at the door when they arrived. I’d been out since Saturday morning, so I had missed morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper. There was no way I’d miss breakfast, right? WRONG! No Joey to be found on Sunday morning. By now, the word had spread that I was AWOL and everyone was starting to worry. It wasn’t like me to be gone this long or miss this many meals. Nurse Pippa searched up Bridge St and up past the gym. She even searched behind the gym, I spend time there talking to the lizards, and even asked my friends at the gym if they’d seen me. Nothing. Panic was now setting it. What if I’d been stolen? What if someone had accidentally taken me home? (I have a habit of getting into cars when people aren’t looking) What if I’d been hit by a car? What if I got a tick? The usually calm Nurses forgot all the important info they give clients in this situation, I was microchipped, I had a collar and tag and I was up to date with my Frontline spray. Nope, instead of keeping calm, they worked themselves into a tizzy! Nurse Portia came in to search, Nurse Layne called multiple times during the day for updates. Even Nurse Katrina was kept in the loop!

Nurse Nicole finished at 6pm on Sunday and spent a lot of time looking for me. She checked around the Post Office, another of my fave places, and still nothing. She went back to the gym. Still nothing. I had now been missing for 30hrs. This is the part of the story I’m the most ashamed of. Nurse Nicole cried. Everyone was still hoping that when the rest of the business’ got back on Monday morning, that it would turn out that I had gotten myself locked in somewhere, I have been locked in at Snap next door before and my good friend Cheryl had to come and let me out.

Nurse Layne called Nurse Hollie on Sunday night and they organised to come in early on Monday morning to look for me. They got there at 6:30am. While Nurse Hollie was parking her car, Nurse Layne headed up the back stairs to have a look in the building site. I talk to a lot of lizards in there. While she was there, she heard a glorious sound, meowing!! I was finally found sitting on a wall that is easily 100 metres high! (Ok, so that’s probably a slight exaggeration, but when you’ve been missing for as long as I have and have missed as many meals I have, it’s pretty high!)

Can you spot me??

Can you spot me??

Nurse Layne started screaming that she’d found me! Now the next problem was how to get me down! I clearly wasn’t coming down on my own, and Nurse’s Layne and Hollie thought they may have to ask my friends at the Fire Station for help!photo 5 While Nurse Hollie was getting a ladder, Nurse Layne climbed through the jungle of the building site, and convinced me that it was ok to jump down. So I did. Nurse Layne grabbed me and rushed me inside.
Celebratory selfies with Nurse Layne and Nurse Hollie

Celebratory selfies with Nurse Layne and Nurse Hollie

Once we were inside, I wanted to be put down. I smooched around Nurse Layne and Nurse Hollie’s legs a few times, walked over to my food bowl, which was empty, and asked for it to be filled up. I was spoilt with a big breakfast. Nurse Hollie weighed me and I had lost 300gms over the weekend! While I settled myself in for a well deserved 6hour nap on Dr Scott’s chair,(he didn’t even move me, that’s how happy he was to have me home!)photo 7 the good news was passed around that I was home safe and sound. Nurse Nicole was the first person Nurse Layne called. After a 6hour nap, I was ready to go outside again. But for some reason I wasn’t allowed…. After all of this, Nurse Layne said she’s going to look into a GPS collar for me so I’ll never go missing again!!

So what’s the moral of the story? If you don’t want your cat to run away, don’t dress them up and make sure they are included in the Christmas party celebrations and they can sleep on any machine they want! Well, better go. Meows for now, love from Joey, a very lucky clinic cat xoxo

Written by Scott Lackenby

Scott joined the team at Gordon Vets in 1999, where he was immediately impressed with the high standard of customer service. Scott is very popular amongst clients for his kind hearted approach to pet care and his great sense of humour. His particular areas of interest are endocrinology and dermatology.

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23:12 04 Oct 21
Really good with dealing with Covid by inviting patients to stay outside and they come to you. They have lots of people helping out. The only thing is that it is quite expensive compared to other vets.
Kathrin Rac
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09:22 12 Sep 21
Dr Catherine Chen is amazing and the only vet I trust with my three cavalier girls. Other vets have always been judgemental, but Catherine listens and works with you to come to a compromise to what is best for my girls going forward. Last time my tri went in to have a dental and she was completely happy to be there even went back in with the nurse wagging her tail while we were waiting outside! We even drive the distance since moving as we completely value Catherine's skill, expertise and manner.
Daniel Lister
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10:42 01 Sep 21
Not that the dog is always entirely happy to go there, though they run a great operation with some. Convenient, clean and very communicative. Never do I doubt that the staff their live working with animals.
Vicki Libbesson
Vicki Libbesson
00:47 10 Aug 21
Always fabulous service from very friendly, approachable and very knowledgeable vets and nurses. David, Scott and the team have been our pets' chosen vet practice for 32 years ! Thank you all for helping us through the sad times and all of the good times as well.Highly recommended !
Olivia Pitt
Olivia Pitt
23:26 25 Jul 21
Highly impressed with the quality of service. Definitely recommend, easy and efficient + very thorough & good value. Thank you 😊
Emma
Emma
10:48 22 Jun 21
First time going to Gordon Vet Hospital with my little pooch. Parking was fairly easy. The front staff very friendly. We had Vet Dr Imogene who showed genuine interest in my pooch & was very knowledgeable when asked alot of questions. Dr Imogene made us feel that we could trust her to do what is best for our pooch. Very happy to go back.Price point - they would be slightly on the higher side.A good place for your best friend 🐶
Bridget Peachey
Bridget Peachey
05:12 17 Jun 21
Thanks to all the team at the Gordon Vet Hospital. I transferred my dogs here a couple of year's ago from another local vet clinic as a quote for some oral work was significantly cheaper and have never regretted it. Not only good value, but excellent care, great follow up and support and my two dogs love the free liver treats - making the visits a positive experience.
Jenny Wilson
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01:18 08 Jun 21
They are the most understanding and caring group of people I have met. After my dog had to be put to sleep a sympathy card was sent with her paw prints and bit of hair attached and beautiful words of sympathy. A lovely thought. I would recommend this practice to anyone.
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23:29 19 Apr 21
Even though we only use Gordon Vets, we think they are the best. Amazing staff show true passion for your pets wellbeing and even though the location is out of the way it is 100% worth it. I highly recommend this Vet to everyone.
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04:42 17 Apr 21
The vets are knowledgeable and friendly. Highly recommend!
Alison
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06:31 27 Mar 21
Nice location, plenty of parking slots!We had a general health check and Dr Lackenby is very kind and helpful! Will definitely come back to this practice next time!
Jemma Sully-Harries
Jemma Sully-Harries
03:18 18 Mar 21
My family and pets have always had a great experience here and the reception staff is always very nice, helpful and knowledgeable. Recently my puppy was sick and Dr David Loneragan helped us out and was easily accessible to me. We will definitely be coming back here next time!
Liza Fincham
Liza Fincham
05:30 11 Mar 21
Staff are so friendly and they take any injured animals
Robyn King
Robyn King
02:57 04 Feb 21
My family and I have lived in the area for over 30 years and we have never been to any other practice. The care and compassion the vets have shown towards our babies has always been of the highest standard. I would particularly like to thank Dr Coggins for the care and compassion she has shown towards me in recent months with Salem (who unfortunately was PTS this past Sunday) and also with Lilah. This practice has a real gem in her!
Hana Yoon
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08:43 14 Jan 21
I’ve been taking my dog to this vet for 7 years and they’ve always been so kind, professional and empathetic. They’ve always been able to fit him in, even in emergency situations so I’m very grateful!
Colin Pannell
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Well it's never nice to have to take your beloved pet(s) to the vets but sometimes you just have to. Gordon Vets are similarly priced to others in this locale but they are well organised, off street parking and the vets are compassionate about the care of animals. Even separate entrances for dogs and cats ! See attached photo. Educated, literate cats queue up outside (ir's actually the practice's resident cat).
John Hannelly
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03:04 09 Nov 20
David and all the staff are wonderful, caring people who really look after your loved pets in a very professional manner.
Chris Chappel
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00:54 31 Oct 20
Extremely happy with Imogen and the team. I had lost ALL faith in vets after going to GreenCross.Thankfully Gordon Vet Hospital surpassed all our hopes and expectations. Imogen was incredibly caring, clinically competent and finally solved the issue our cat had.The vet nurses and reception team seemed genuinely happy and were super friendly each time we’ve returned. Follow up care after the surgery for our cat was like night and day compared to what we’d been through at our old vet. Unlike at GreenCross where the final price always ended up being at the top of the quoted range, at Gordon Vet Hospital the quote was far more reasonable and the price ended up at the lower end of the estimate. Highly recommended this vet.
Lisa Elliott
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06:17 20 Oct 20
I can't rate Gordon Vet Hospital any higher. I took my 11yr old staffy in for surgery with the beautiful Imogene Ewen (amazing surgeon) and was managed by incredibly professional front office staff (Maddie). My dog, Coco was in the best of hands. The after care service is detailed and their love of animals is so very clear to all who enter. Exceptional service for the North Shore.
Jonathan Summers
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09:51 09 Oct 20
We love these guys. We have 3 cats and they are all well looked after.
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22:08 04 Oct 20
Best vets and nursing staff. Great advice. Convenient and always easy to book.
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10:49 25 Sep 20
Great service and very prompt with appointments. Lovely staff
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08:30 01 Sep 20
Great service my dog loves going there! The staff are very caring and the vets very knowledgeable and do not over service.
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06:22 24 Aug 20
The Vets are fantastic and so are the support staff.My dogs have been with Gorden Vets for over 10 years.
Steve Walker
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11:33 11 Aug 20
Helen was great. Took great care of our dog.
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01:17 04 Aug 20
I took our little girl Coco for her very first vet visit yesterday. Dr Helen gave Coco a thoroughly check-up and provided me with useful information as the first time puppy owner. Coco is now enrolled in the puppy school and will return back for her 2nd vaccine in a couple of week!
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05:21 19 Jul 20
Care & attention for your furry friends second to none.
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02:50 09 Jul 20
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03:43 09 Apr 20
Quality care and advice at every visit. The staff are friendly and informative and genuinely care about your pets. I am 100% confident that my cat and dog always receive the best pet healthcare and as pet parents that's all we want.
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Gordon Vet has looked after my golden retriever since she was 9 weeks. Everyone has been amazing and caring with lots of experience. I have been able to ask any questions and always been welcome.Even one day when she stepped on a bee in the evening, they stayed open until we got there and helped her get it out.Thanks to all the staff :-)
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00:56 18 Jan 20
We just moved to Gordon couple month ago and need to get my cat vaccinated. We found this hospital through google and I need to say they provide excellent service and very professional! The doctor really knows cat. Highly recommended!
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Exceptional veterinary hospital. I have been taking my dog here for many years and although I now live in the Eastern Suburbs, I still drive across town to see the Vets at Gordon. The staff are highly skilled, compassionate, friendly and helpful. My 9 year old dog has had 2 knee operations (1 on each knee!) and the outcome of these surgeries far exceeded my expectations. I have been incredibly impressed with the care provided during all of our visits. I would highly recommend Gordon Vet Hospital.
Eugenie Goodyer
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23:22 21 Oct 19
Very friendly staff. Wonderful care for all our animals A++
Jennie Keogh
Jennie Keogh
06:36 21 Oct 19
Fantastic and friendly staff who you can tell really care about your pet. Their follow up service is also very reassuring. I also board my cat with Gordon Vet and I feel very comfortable to know he's in safe and caring hands. I'm so glad I found this clinic.
Newsha Amiri
Newsha Amiri
20:24 03 Oct 19
We took our dog there and Dr. David take care of his skin issues. he was so caring and professional.
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Luxe Sydney Mum
06:37 02 Sep 19
Compassionate, caring and highly skilled veterinary surgeons who treat their patients and owners with respect. The nursing and administration staff are efficient and remember their patients by name which is a lovely touch. A lovely vet practice which despite our Golden Retriever Finn’s complex medical history, is always welcoming to him and he never displays any signs of anxiety when attending. Dr Helen is lovely and a firm favourite of ours!
Lihong Xing
Lihong Xing
05:00 05 Nov 18
Highly recommend Dr David, Scott, Helen, and Catherine, I've taken my cat to see all the doctors here.
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22:55 10 Sep 18
We found a stray, agitated dog in front of our house last night. We phoned but got no help from the Council ranger who gave two options: tie him up in front yard overnight or "let him loose, he'll find his own way home" :( So we phoned Gordon Vet: they stayed open a few minutes so we could run him up and he could have a bed and dinner. Thank you Gordon Vet Hospital, hope he gets home soon!!! :)
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01:52 04 Sep 18
Really amazing staff members. Their systems and processes are also very
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11:01 14 Jul 18
Good competant vet. Did what I needed. Staff friendly. Cat's well.
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03:20 15 Feb 18
Absolutely love the service here. I switched from other Vets to this Vet as the staff here are quite attentive and really care about your furry baby! I have basically seen most of the Dr's here and all of them so far have been fantastic, friendly and fun to speak with! Easy to locate and enough parking available! 5 Stars indeed!
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